Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Engagement Pictures

Since it’s been a while since my most recent (and super negative) post I thought I’d catch everyone up with my life!

The other weekend we took engagement pictures, here are a few of my faves!


A special thanks to Elissa for saying my boobs look hot in this picture :)

Someone from work said this picture looks like a still from a movie!

WITH CY!

Jack Trice Stadium!


Can I just say that it’s really super freaking awkward to pretend to be a model? It’s going to be extremely hard on the big day to smile for everyone ALL DAY!

In addition to taking engagement pictures I joined the YMCA! I’ve gotta say that I’m really excited because first of all, it costs almost $30 less than the other gym I went to before (only caveat is the location) and the gym itself has this really cool “workout generator” called ActivTrax. The whole thing is really simple, after meeting with a gym expert (whatever their title is) you do a strength test on some very basic machines ie chest press, leg lifts etc. Then you plug the weight and reps you were able to do in the machine and voila! You have yourself a full body workout at your disposal!

The thing that I especially like about this system is that they made it dummy (read: Elizabeth) proof. They number the weight machines so when they say “chest press” you don’t have to wander around and try to find the machine that you’re supposed to use. They say #14 and you go to that piece of equipment, select the weight that ActivTrax generated for you and then just work out.

So now I have the G part down in my GTL… don’t expect me to do laundry any time soon though! Or tanning for that matter.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Fitness Together - Palatine SUCKS!

I just had the worst sales related experience of my life! I can't believe how little I feel right now.

I just had a free personal training session with Fitness Together-Paltine trainer Andy (not sure of her last name). She was an amazing trainer, very inspirational and motivating!

To back up, I had a coupon for a free session that I received via email yesterday. The cheapskate I am and someone who is very motivated as of late to become healthy (just lost 20 pounds since January as of today thankyouverymuch) I thought, hey what a great idea! Check out this personal training company that's literally around the corner of my apartment.

Once again, my workout went great, I felt like a million bucks and because of my recent weight loss milestone I felt like a million bucks, I felt untouchable. Hell, I even had a brand new pair of socks on all day to boot. But this session turned GARBAGE in an instant!

I am brought in to the office of the trainer where I'm immediate sent into a sales pitch. The guy has no enthusiasm for his product, just shows me his diet journal/nutrition plan three ring binder, his heart rate monitor and explains their approach. No dice dude. Their approach as I learned from a phone call I made yesterday is to have people come in at least 3 times a week. When he told me this I thought to myself "who can afford that" at 60-78 bucks a pop! I whipped out my calculator and found that this total turns out to be a third of my annual income. So on the phone at this point he tells me that people come in 2 times a week claiming they'll work out on their own another 2 times a week and in his words "they don't lose weight and they get frustrated and we get frustrated". This was very VERY annoying coming from someone who has lost weight ON THEIR OWN since January with a little help from Weight Watchers which I quit in May. So yeah, props to WW but bigger props to ME for keeping it off without counting points! (not to mean that WW is bad or anything, just not for me, if you're having success with it AWESOME!!!)

So yeah, I'm brought into his office where he is trying to sell me on their product but doesn't show any personal interest in my story, doesn't ask me about my goals, just goes by what I wrote down on the sheet as to what my goals were blah blah blah. I used to be in sales and I KNOW that you should get to know your client before you just try to sell them on something. You need an angle. And to kind of rip on me and my personality, I'm the type that could get suckered into a thousand dollar personal training package... believe me it happened before when I worked out at Bally's.

He asks me what my budget is and I respond that I haven't really thought of my budget, not quite sure what he means by that question. How much do I want to spend a year? A session? I honestly don't know. All I knew was the coupon I received via email said "FREE SESSION". His response is that he can’t believe that people haven’t thought about their budget before they come in there. I didn’t realize that was a prerequisite to having a personal training session.

At this point I understand that he's frustrated with me. So he then asks me “what I expected to get out of my session today”. I came in to check them out and according to him essentially wasted their time... sort of, he didn't give me a reason to buy (see the above part about how I'm a sucker). He asks me what I hoped to get out of this session and I'll tell you what I wanted. A free session with a personal trainer! $78 value! WOOT. Now I can't speak for all gyms but I know with Bally's and with HealthQuest I was offered a free personal training session when I signed up for the gym. I figured it was the same kind of thing. I figured I'd learn an exercise or two and I'd feel good and sore the next day from a nice workout! He tells me that his time is valuable at this point! I couldn't believe it! I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT! This guy sends out coupons for free sessions just expecting that people will buy with a weak ass sales pitch like that! A personal trainer is a HUGE COMMITMENT! I'm talking thousands of dollars type of committment and coming from someone who would rather get married naked than wear a dress that costs more than $500 that is a lot of money. (don't worry, I'll at least wear a towel, we're going to be in CHURCH for Pete's sake!)

So yeah, I came for the freebie.

This guy talks down to me as if I was an elementary kid who slapped someone on the playground and he's the principal and I'm getting reprimanded. I was belittled and made to feel as if all I was worth was the package that I failed to sign up for. He said it's frustrating because his time is valuable. He didn't even train me! He wasn't training anyone! I didn't take him out of his busy day as far as I could tell. He's an owner of a business trying to build up his clientele well let me tell you, he pissed off the wrong girl because I WALKED OUT during his spiel.

I felt like a little kid, enough said. I threw my towel down and all I could muster out of my mouth was "I'm going to go" and as I walked out of the door I wispered, "this is GARBAGE!"

So yeah, I'm piping mad as I write this... and as I wrote the below letter to Fitness Together Palatine
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Steve:
I have never been more offended in my life during a sales consultation than I was with you and your unprofessional sales technique. I can't honestly convey to you how little I felt and how it felt when I realized you only saw me as money down the drain. Well I'm sorry that you felt that I was such a waste of your time which is why I just stormed out!!! I can't believe how much of a contrast you were to Andy, who by the way was an amazing trainer and if you had a better sales pitch you could have sold me on her as my trainer.

My interpretation of the free personal training session was “come try us out”, not “come try us out and if you don’t buy we’re going to make you feel like a jerk for wasting our time”.

I understand your frustration as a business owner being upset that someone like me would come in with the intention of trying you out without much intent for purchase. But here's the thing you didn't know. For the past day and a half since you and I set up my appointment I was emailing with my family back and forth about how great it would be to have a personal trainer and what a great place your company seems like. Now I don't even know what to think. I honestly have never felt like I wasted my time more than spending any amount of time discussing the fitness together product with you.

In the future, don't assume that someone that comes in to try you out is only there with the intention to purchase. You know what they say about those that assume and it's especially true in this case.

Believe me, I will YELP this CITY SEARCH this and contact whomever may be in charge of your franchise to let the people know how you treat potential clients.

Bottom line, you need to treat everyone that walks through your doors with respect and I didn't feel that when I was in that office with you!
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So yeah, I’m blogging about this, Yelping, City Searching and whatever else I can find. Oh yeah, I called the Fitness Together headquarters and left a voicemail. I will not rest until everyone knows!

For the record, I’m aware this very heated note is probably not conveying the actual event, it’s just that the fire in my stomach is just too hot to write clearly, please expect updates to this note in the next day or two.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Trying Something New

Ok, so I think I've told you guys about Groupon before, an amazing website that you should be a part of if you're near one of the cities that they host.

About a month ago I purchased a Groupon for "intense pulse light hair removal" so I don't know if that means laser removal or whatever... The cost was $150 bucks for like $900 worth of sessions. I've been thinking about this for a while so I was sold! Anyways, I FINALLY got a call to set up my first appointment. I'm so excited!!

Since this is obviously a discounted item the only allowed for certain areas to be taken care of, my selection is my underarms (others were upper lip, chin, bikini, and men's hair line). Not to be disgusting but that's just a part of my body where there should never be hair and I hate shaving there daily. So my first appointment is still 4 weeks away but I'm really excited to let you guys know how this goes!!

What I know right now is that there is a series of 6 treatments, with 4-6 weeks in between treatments. The reason for multiple treatments is because hair grows in cycles and the light can only permanently destroy hair follicles that are in the active growth cycle. Most patients see 80-90% reduction in hair after all 6 sessions. I'm hoping that I'm more like 100 but we'll see!

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Bikes vs. Brides

Today I bought a BIKE! The first one I've had in years. Let me tell you, in college I took my bike everywhere! Every single class, I biked. When I worked at Target, I biked. I love to bike recreationally but haven't had the chance to bike since I moved to Chicago.


For the record, I will probably spend LESS on my wedding gown than I did on my bike today. And I'm totally ok with that!

Don't adjust your eyes...

That's right, I'm sitting here in my bed at 5 am on a SATURDAY writing this. Yikes.

To take you a few weeks back I saw the movie Inception, the quick synopsis is that there are people that can enter your dreams and manipulate what your dream is all about. I definitely recommend the movie, but I'm almost positive it's been making me more aware of my BIZARRE dreams.

Well I just had a "bridemare"... or a "nightmarriage"... or just a stupid nightmare involving my wedding. This is the 2nd completely different dream I've had involving something really nutso involving my wedding. Saying in my dreams that things didn't go as planned would very much imply that I actually have planned everything for the wedding, but that isn't the case.

It was our wedding day, I was standing up at the alter looking at our officiant. It was a woman, heavy-set, maybe 50-some years old. She was giving her sermon but she kept mispronouncing things over and over again, for instance she said Piccasso like "Pick-aye-so" and we started to hear snickering in the audience (read: family and friends). I was mortified by this because no one wants people laughing at your wedding unless I do or say something incredibly funny ON PURPOSE! So we are reading our vows and I guess part of that mean that we would get ice cream cones to "enjoy" while doing so. Some sadist gave me a chocolate one that kept dripping on my dress! Well this was all happening while people were snickering and so finally the officiant calls out to everyone in the office, as if they're children in a classroom, that it's not a funny situation and they should try doing it (or something to that effect). Then the woman proceeds to turn to me and start bitching about everything. I literally said "Lady, I don't care, just move on with it!"

And then I woke up.

Please, stop your tears, I know that this dream was very moving and scary that the effect may have transferred even via blog post. Or rather you understand that it was just a dream, a stupid one at that, and you wonder why I am still awake at this hour instead of lying peacefully cuddling my favorite soft pillow?

Well my heart was POUNDING when I woke up!

Almost as much as the dream I had last week which was probably much bigger of a nightmare.

Since the dream was a few nights ago the details have faded but... I woke up in my dream next to my fiance! Well I had to RUN out of there so he didn't see me on our wedding day. So I'm out getting ready, hair, nails whatever you do on your wedding day and I go check out the reception hall. Turns out they put tables and chairs in the CHURCH, like actually where the pews are and the Crucifix and all! So basically my reception was going to be in a CHURCH with Jesus staring down at us the whole time. I kind of got the vibe that having this type of presence would be a major buzzkill and people would basically leave because it feels so wrong to get drunk and dance in a church. If you want a clearer picture, it was at Holy Family in MC (assuming you've been there), but kind of a hybrid with St. Joseph, all wooden but apparently they had some sort of balcony you could go to also.

Also, I realized in the process of things that I didn't even pick out a pair of shoes to wear or buy a garter. So I either asked my Maid of Honor or was going to go myself, not quite clear on that because right around then was when I woke up!

Fwew. Feels good to write out your dreams. Now in few years I can look back on this and totally laugh at how much of a fuss I was making while subconscious!

I know I have a few readers (probably most of you actually) that are married, did you ever have these wedding nightmares? Can I call them Bridemares or does that seem stupid?