Hilarious Gifs I'm Going to Post Before Buzzfeed Makes An Article

1.) Plot Twist!

I thought about this when I had balloons in my car for Nolan's bday

2.) SHOES!

I gotta dance.

3.) Surprise!

I like the girl in the background's reaction.

4.) And he sticks the land- woah.

This would definitely happen to me.

5.) Guess not

DENIED!

6.) Sloth Love Cat

The sloth is a little rapey.

7.) Is she a robot?

I'm more terrified of her than all zombies combined.

8.) This dog.

Spectacular.

9.) Could you not?

Pretty much my reaction when people ask when we're going to TTC again.

10.) Eat this, human!

Even this couldn't get me to eat carrots regularly.

11.) Shitty robots.

To be fair, the door looks like it's pretty shitty quality.

12.) Fear.

Yeah, this about sums up how I feel when working out too.

13.) Post.

Some day, kitty. Some day.

14.) Monsters!

Anything in reverse is pretty hilarious normally.

15.) Subtle.

BERT!

16.) Innocent bystander.

I didn't even do anything!

17.) Jump the fence.

White girl can't jump.

18.) Animal manners.

We've all been there.

19.) You better run.

It's stainless steel.

20.) Glorious.

OMG the hair. This one just gets better if you keep watching.

21.) Move.

Respect.

22.) Fwoooop!

I'm going to do this to Erick Gene.

23.) Baby, you're a firework.

This is why you never play with fireworks.

24.) This can't end badly.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

25.) Mooooo.

You'll always lose a fight with a cow.

26.) It moved!

I would have done the same thing.

27.) We've all had these days.

Why you gotta be parking in my lot, man.

28.) Tackle!

OH SHIT!

29.) Indiscriminate dog.

Carpe Diem!

30.) Timing.

Lucky Deer-ck

31.) Mike, the ass.

He's not going to take Mike's shit anymore.

32.) Sometimes you just can't.

Seems about right.

Funny Friday!

Happy Friday to all and to all a Happy 4th of July! May your weekend be filled with fireworks, fun, grilling, swimming, accompanied by gorgeous weather!

My plans? Well thanks for asking - I just bought tickets to go to a Cubs game this weekend. I'm not one with much desire to watch sports but I do enjoy the beer drinking and hot dogs! Besides, my fiance had never been to a game at Wrigley Field so I thought it would be fun to treat him to a day of sports since I so often veto watching ESPN in favor of watching some show that he has no vested interest in. But who doesn't watch Pretty Little Liars now? For my own sanity I'm going to assume you all do enjoy this show about 16 year olds as much as I do.

This picture is super blurry but something really funny I found on lamebook.com today. I'll transcribe the status update in case it comes out blurry on the blog:

I'm going to take a picture of my firstborn and use age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 16. Then I'm goin gto fram the picture and keep it as a centerpiece in our house, something he'll grow up looking at. Then when the appropriate time comes, and he realizes that the picture is of him, I'm going to try and convince him that he is a time traveler.

So the deposit has officially been put down for the location for our wedding reception! This is a big celebration as it means that we've finally set the date!! Just a little over a year from now left til I'm a Mrs. Word on the street is that we may have a very special guest at our reception and I really hope that they can come! I think it would be a treat for everyone!!

Other wedding related news is minimal - except that I'm now officially addicted to reading the articles on theknot.com. I'm trying to find out what might be a nice wedding favor and how we can decorate the tables.

Food & Exercise related news: I'm getting quite sick of hard boiled egg whites - as should be expected. I just liked the amount of protein and how full they made me feel... Gotta find something else healthy and filling to eat at breakfast. I've worked out now 3 days this week and plan on going tonight after work. Probably doing some light lifting and maybe some cardio - but I'm going to keep it short. My weekend is screaming at me to go have some fun!

Question of the day: What are you doing this weekend to celebrate the 4th?